Hello everybody.
The LORD tells us to be humble (Let another man praise thee, and not thine own mouth; a stranger, and not thine own lips-Proverbs 27:2) and indeed I try but many people complement me on the food I bring to pot-lucks, church fund raisers and family gatherings. (Yes-she is a great cook and maybe this once its okay to be proud!!!- from Keith).
Well thank you Keith for that-you've made me blush. Anyway today I wanted to share one of my favourite recipes with you.
Today I'm going to be showing you how to cook The Garden of Eden Fruit Salad.
Keith and I are committed naturists and I hope in the days to come to be able to tell you more about the pleasures of cooking naked as GOD intended but for now it is important to note that you can prepare this dish with as little or much clothing as you need
-IT WILL NOT AFFECT THE FLAVOUR OF THE DISH.
The Garden of Eden Fruit Salad
Ingredients:
One orange (we like Florida oranges-yum-full of sunshine)
One banana
One tin of Del Monte Tropical Fruit Salad
(I have left apples out of this dish for obvious reasons. We urge all others to respect this but if you do include them, please drop 'The Garden of Eden' from the name of the dish)
1. Gather all ingredients. You will also need a chopping board, a sharp knife, a bowl, a spoon and a can opener.
2. Peel the orange and chop it into pieces and put in the bowl
3. Peel the banana and chop it into pieces and put in the bowl
3A. If you are using an apple, you don't have to peel it but you should wash it and chop it into pieces and put in the bowl
4. Open the tin of Fruit Salad and pour it into the bowl
5. Mix it up with the spoon
6. Put GladWrap on it and chill it for about two hours
7. Enjoy it with Jello or
Hello Maureen and Keith
ReplyDeleteIts Susan. Great seeing you guys online. Congratulations and I'm looking forward to more tasty treats. One thing though Maureen dear-I think you mistakenly suggested we add miracle whip to our fruit salad! Did you perhaps mean coolwhip?
I don't get why you assume that the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil was an apple tree. Nothing in scripture indicates that it was an apple tree. God seems to like apples -- we're the "apple of his eye". That specific tree ceased to exist except in heaven so we have no idea what sort of fruit it was.
ReplyDeleteHidihi Leilani, my name is Bruce. I am neighbours of Maureen and Keith ("M&K"), not next door, but three doors down (:-)) in Tucson, Arizona. M&K introduced me to the world of naturalist cooking back in the summer of '83. I must say that I got quite a shock when K returned from the grill (before the days of George Foreman) bearing nothing but a bratwurst...when dinner was finally served my t-bone was overdone. As we always say, nude cooks can still spoil the broth!! :-)
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I digress. Explain to me how I can walk past oranges, pears, nectarines and grapes at the local Sunflower Farmers Market yet there is a magnetic attraction that drags my hips straight towards the Fuji Apples display?? As a man of the cloth, it was the Apple that was the forbidden fruit....they are red (blood) or golden (greed), round (fertile) and sweet tasting (desire)....YUMMY, YUMMY, YUM!!
Dear Bruce,
ReplyDeleteAre you married? If not, I would like to meet you.
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NWM
I am sorry to be critical, but I don't think you can call this a recipe, when it involves two fresh fruits and a can.
ReplyDeleteSurely it would be preferable if your fruit were naturist too? Why buy a can of tropical fruit salad, when you can buy fresh fruit, with all its vitamins?
And, if you are worried about the apple, shouldn't you be applying fig leaves to the appropriate places, rather than going nude?
Dear Keith and Maureen
ReplyDeleteMonkeymother is my mother! She is amazing. Also, as far as I know, she does not cook 'in the nuddy', as it were.
Pip pip!
NWM
Hey back atcha Bruce. I totally reject the logic you use to conclude that the apple is the "forbidden fruit." Apricots grow in the middle east... pomegranet... I think you would be a fun person to know...
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